First Aid

This is a cool pawn shop. The owner stands behind the counter in a white medical coat with a stethoscope around his neck. The junkies come in and he asks "what are your symptoms?"
They always reply, "I need cash!"
He says, "what ya got?"
That's when the junkies start pulling out the recently stolen car radios, family jewellery, and if need be, the owner will get the pliers and pull out those gold teeth.
He also gets a lot of plain-clothes policemen coming in. They are dressed in civilians' because they think the owner doesn't know that they are cops; but he does. They are the ones selling stolen stolen goods. They steal it from the junkies and sell it themselves. It all goes around and everybody is happy.